jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

slapping:

conxerse:

all i have is low self esteem and good taste in music

literally me

(Source: conxerse)

(Source: buckysdildo)

doctorenterprise:

Bucky would be SO EXCITED that he’s allowed to smother Steve with affection in public in the 21st century okay can you just imagine Steve trying to grocery shop and Bucky’s just following him around and grabbing his ass in the cereal aisle or Steve’s trying to order them coffee at Starbucks and Bucky’s plastered against his back kissing his cheek from behind and Steve is just constantly embarrassed these days but he’s also never been happier in his life

This is like chess meets soccer… This is the greatest game ever. Ah, fuck.

(Source: mimingathena)

"I love my singing voice and I have no problem with my speaking voice. People just need to accept that this too is what a woman sounds like."
— Laura Jane Grace (via reinventingaxlrose)
  • me: i do not have time to read 30 pages of this textbook that's ridiculous
  • me: *reads 100k fic*

queerhawkeye:

there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.